Hello Reader

Good evening reader, welcome to the Insanity Aquarium. Sometimes my name is Anna, and I’m pleased to meet you. I irregularly write darkly humorous horror-based flash fiction stories in an attempt to relieve the general sense of existential inadequacy, and I do so hope you enjoy.


Header image created by Shaun Dickens – shaundickens@live.co.uk


33 Responses to Hello Reader

  1. Anonymous says:

    How can you possibly feel sorry for Squidward of SpongeBob Squarepants when you just made this blog about humor and expressed your hatred for truthful restrictions?


  2. greatgodpan says:

    interesting blog …in a slightly disturbing kind of way………


  3. Patty Dixon says:

    Okay, you are so brilliant! And unique! You were nice enough to take a look at my blog over at the forums (tyvm, btw) so that, in turn, got me checking out your blog. I am a new follower, can’t wait to see what you got for us next! :)


  4. courtneysking says:

    Your blog is really creative and dark. I like it.


  5. scientifican says:

    I like your site view/hits counter. Poor kittens.


  6. Anna, i have seen you around so many blogs this past year ( mostly Petes ) :) i have decided to subscribe to your blog.


  7. You’re brilliant!
    I’ve nominated you for the Liebster …. but, I’ve also given you an out if you don’t want to play the chain-blogger game: http://theadventuresoftransman.com/2012/03/06/there-aint-no-flies-on-me/


  8. orchid says:

    you are one of a kind… the kind of “crazy” i like. awesome blog! :)


  9. Ahya says:

    You’re the type of loony I like. It’s about time I find a blog as crazy as this. Keep it going and I shall be back to read more soon. Toodles!



  10. Jean says:

    Thanks for your kind remarks about my blog. Where do you find the creative energy to write so often?

    I find after full time work, I come home and just passively enjoy reading and looking stuff on the ‘Net. Vicarious fun –like your blog. :)


  11. redjim99 says:

    Hi There,

    I have thrown you into my list of versatile bloggers. To see what this means check out my post at:

    Sorry this is a bit short, but there is so much to do.


    Skinny innards splurged!


  12. Interesting read.


  13. Mindless Log says:

    Great Blog, just stumbled across it :). Amazing and creative posts.

    My Blog: mindlesslog.wordpress.com


  14. Your blog really makes me chuckle! Great “about” page too. Follow? CHECK. Can’t wait for more splurges from you. (“come visit, eat a kitten” tee hee)


  15. ficfaq says:

    Just about the best ‘About’ I ever read…


  16. Ryan says:

    You are perfect.


  17. Pete Howorth says:

    *leaves you comment*


  18. Pete Howorth says:

    Damn you Anna! You’ve gotten me hooked on RuneScape and because I hate seeing “Members Object” I’ve paid the 3.50 membership fee!!


  19. Lafemmeroar says:

    What a great profile :) I love a blog that mixes reality and falsity … that’s what life is all about.


  20. Androgoth says:

    Yes well as long as you don’t start running through the streets naked, jump through flaming hoops or leap across three goats and a hobo in spandex then I guess that you will be fine…

    By the way, have a great rest
    of weekend and be good too :)

    What a wicked introduction…
    No, I mean yours not mine :) lol



  21. Pete Howorth says:

    By the way! I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award, as I’m sure many others have done :P



  22. Pete Howorth says:

    *random heartfelt compliment and inspirational advice that’d keep you from topping yourself when you’re down*

    Now remember that, because I shan’t be repeating it.


  23. You can get canned chicken in some shops. Would such a product scare you much?


  24. wastelandexplorer says:

    Hey just Blogrolled you, hope thats ok. If not let me know.


  25. Hey Anna; I like your attitude.


  26. Rachael Griffiths says:

    “I also have a tremendous fear of pigeons and tins.”

    I have an odd dislike of wet wooden spoons and your blog entries are brilliant. Those two statements have no connection whatsoever but I’m still going to follow you anyway.

    Looking forward to seeing more!



  27. Too good–must subscribe; not so sure if I’d want you to stop and help if I had car trouble though. Take from this what you will.


  28. meicaa says:

    Your blog–and also everything what u’ve written here = AMAZING :)
    keep posting. I’ve followed and subscribed u :)


  29. Emily says:

    Glad I found you in the forums! *subscribing noise*


  30. Anna I’m really shocked by the above!!! Tins you say…


  31. innersixx says:

    I have a fear of getting over fears…I guess thats just as bad as tin.


  32. pienbiscuits says:

    I don’t like pigeons too much, but I do like your style. I found you through Stewie’s site. Keep it going!


  33. wittyjules says:

    Your blog is really interesting…Keep me posted, hehehe.



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