Tiresome Yogurt

Diary Entry: 27/02/12, 10:00.

I came home from the shop and put the toffee yogurt at the front of the fridge. It took priority over the milk and cheese and various bio-chemical weaponry that I stored in there because it had one key characteristic that the other didn’t: it was most delicious. I put it on the second shelf down- perfect reaching height. I put it in the centre of the fridge- standing proudly among the other dairy products, which turned away in resentment. I put it there because I knew it would be the first thing that I would want. I put it there because it was awesome.